I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

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I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

by CharlesClarkeMP @ 2005-08-13 – 14:23:41

What a slimeball!! He only became a "chef" because a BBC producer saw him peeling potatos in the River Cafe kitchen and thought he looked cute (hence 'The Naked Chef') so gave him his own show -- before she realised how terrible his voice is!

I hate his irritating mockney accent spitting all over the camera and his victims, and his utterly fake bonhomie. You can tell he bullies his pitiable wife just as he bullies those poor kids on 'Jamie's School Dinners'.

I was forced to eat tomatoes at school and have been disgusted by them ever since -- imagine what psychological traumas those miserable, crying children will suffer in years to come after being force-fed "swede mash"!

Not to mention that he rammed "organic chicken" down their throats when the Food Standards Agency warns against giving organic poultry to children under 16 because of the risk of contamination from serious pathogenic bacteria!

I wonder how many have come down with gastroenteritis since Jamie had his hands all over them?

My new text for the First Epistle of Hate is:

He that cooks while he uncover his
nakedness shall be despised by all
nations and cursed even unto the
tenth generation.
He that doth not hate the unclothed
chef cannot be my disciple and shall
dwell in the valley of death forever.
Yay, thus it shall be.

Praise the Lord for the Hate of Oliver!!!
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- (Visitor)
- 2005-08-13 @ 15:18:40
we agree brother, "oo hasnt he done lots with the kids, awww is't he nice... awwww ./. aawwwwwww"

no.... fat tongued tw**
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2005-08-14 @ 02:56:12
That's very biased because you haven't got all the facts, and you can't cook them unless you have them.

Dawn
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- (Visitor)
- 2005-08-16 @ 08:10:51
Haha well yeah. I think he should be the next contest in Big Brother. That might wake him up!! Mixing with a bunch of intolerant and well hyper nutters. Then he would really know what it's like.... to have a bowl of hot custard down his Y fronts.
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- ianrthorpe
- 2005-08-20 @ 18:38:19
OK let's vote on it:
Jamie, Ainsley or Anthony W-T. Which one would we most like a total amateur to prepare Puffer fish sushi for?
best
Ian
(You have inspired me to start on Antiques shows and David effing Dickinson at Bogget Blog. Thanks for that.)
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- marigold
- 2005-08-22 @ 06:56:49
Thanks to Oliver they removed the fizzy drink vending machine at my daughter's school. I think this was the final nail in the coffin of her school attendance which was by then down to 49%. Still, will you all say a prayer to the patron saint of bloggers and blaggers for her results on Thursday.
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- bradders
- 2005-08-25 @ 22:26:00
Marvellous, I'm an antiwar pacifist but I could cheerfully punch that Mockney twat right in his cheery, aren't I lovely chops.
Regards, Bradders
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2005-08-30 @ 01:27:15
Jamie Oliver bashing time.

Jamie Oliver has been 'breathing new life into school meals', but should wear a face mask instead of blowing his fetid breath on to tatty lettuce leaves, wilting celery sticks, squashy tomatoes, bruised fruit and three-week out-of-date milk.

No wonder kids are craving their fatty junk food and sugary drinks and snacks. They look forward to salt-laden, deep fried potato chips, processed chicken products and turkey Twizzlers dripping in fat. What else have pupils got to look forward to except boredom?

Children at risk of obesity don't necessarily end up with early diabetes and minus a limb or two. 'Obese five-year-olds with signs of heart disease, liver dysfunction and hips straining and sometimes failing to hold their weight', is just more media hype. Self-loathing of fat adolescents is another myth. What does it matter, as long as they're happy at school? It's only puppy fat.

Oliver's television series had led to an average 10% drop across primary schools in those having lunch. This is not just a knee-jerk reaction on the part of pupils; they hate the rabbit food. If their little tummies are rumbling from hunger, there's no way they can concentrate on reading, writing and 'rithmetic. To claim that 'pupils behaved better and were better motivated, especially in afternoon classes' means they were lethargic instead of alert, no longer expressing their conflicting needs and ideas confidently. Is that appropriate participation? No, of course not!

Oliver is directly responsible for 350 Yorkshire staff having been laid off, from the closure of a Yorkshire food manufacturing plant. He has caused a lot of stress and antagonism in both the parents and their children. "We hate Jamie Oliver and his sanctimonious rantings," said one worker.

One of Oliver’s young chefs, suffering from a "debilitating" crack cocaine addiction and an "appalling" criminal record, has escaped jail after robbing a motorist and assaulting a bouncer, thanks to Jamie Oliver’s interference. What message do the kids get? It’s okay to do drugs.

For Oliver and his wife Jools to flaunt their bodies while cooking and dancing in the nude is shocking for Muslims, who see British society as immoral and sexually decadent.

"Naked Chef" Jamie Oliver has opened Fifteen restaurants in London and Amsterdam. Channel 4's Jamie's School Dinners was programme of the year. Absolutely amazing! What a huge commercial triumph for Jamie Oliver!

James Joyce has written: “Jamie was a sham and a low sham and his lowness creeped out first via foodstuffs.”

Dawn
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- - Nameloos (Visitor)
  - 2008-06-10 @ 10:44:45
  He's is fat:
  
  Google Pictures > Fat Jamie Oliver!
  
  See you!
  
  Name Loos
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- natalies_blog
- 2005-09-01 @ 23:04:23
could you post that Natalie Vance hates Elizabeth Bolton, I being Natalie andf the peron i hate being ELizabth, im only a school girl but she looks down her nose at you whih i do not like..... PLEASE or i could post it on my own even though ive done it a thousand times. Rambling on again thanx alot maby possinly, randomly Natalie Vance (who hates Elizabth)
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- (Visitor)
- 2005-09-02 @ 20:07:47
it shouldn';t take a fatFace mockney to promote healthy eating in children at school. It should be the parents responsibility in asking what their children had to eat that day by talking to their children about it. Then taking an interest in that child's school.. But actually looking at a TV FOR FUCKS SAKE, it's only TV MAN!!!, would suffice for some then say oh hasn't jamie sold a lot of jam tarts on tv this week eee what a perfect world... Good for his in actually doing something, but he's still a fat tongue donkey....
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- rayne
- 2005-10-09 @ 18:10:08
And yea the Lord of Hell did say "Children should not be attending school. They should be at home in front of a computer games console with a bottle of JD in one hand, a fag between their lips and an underage girl on their lap. Send in the Oliver beast!!!!! But not before he kneels before and kisses my shiny red ass!! Mwah hah hah ha!!!!!" And verily, it came to pass.

BTW the new Oliver advert, where he's strung upside down in a butcher's by a wild looking Italian with a very big knife - I'm loving it!
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- a-pupil
- 2005-10-14 @ 21:52:13
freedom 2 hate teetchers n hed teetchers, n skool n looooooooozers.
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- a-pupil
- 2005-10-14 @ 21:52:57
oh...., n harry potter.
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- (Visitor)
- 2005-10-24 @ 17:02:40
what makes it worse is that i could ignore those programmes..i could pretend someone has written his books for him...i can ignore he raped the moped idea and i can forgive his wife from writing a book about motherhood (what the fuck would SHE know?)

BUT...i cannot forgive him being on the tele all the time with stupid ideas of how to cook a fucking carrot for sainsburys...

he has no idea what cockney is he is a farmers piece of meat and his cooking ideas read like they were stolen form an ice lolly stick...

MUG.
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- blackjuan
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- 2005-11-03 @ 14:00:10
Hey Charles Clark, what do you think of David Blunkett's resignation and your own turn around on the anti-terror bill? Are you gonna resign as well?
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- MarkJT
- 2006-01-07 @ 01:05:44
Bring back Turkey Twizzlers
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- kx (Visitor)
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- 2006-07-30 @ 09:19:16
you just don't know how chips and burgers damage your helth.
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- mojo (Visitor)
- 2007-11-23 @ 12:21:56
just go to youtube and see how many foreigners especially think this wazzock is a God in the kitchen.
Jamie's team told me to F off for commenting on Youtube about his lisp and his tendency to spit while he is talking, making the salads he chucks together that much more moist.
The guy has assets upwards of £25m and still cant get a pukka michelin star with all that dough.
#all the staff at fifteen do drugs
#you better smile if your one of our mugs
#cos if you dont fink oim pukka
#oi'l gob in ur tukka
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- jessica (Visitor)
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- 2008-10-17 @ 18:56:44
i lick you becuse i wos eting lost in till my mom sedi to me wiy dot you wock jamei oliver show lis to
him and i yes to not stufing choochlt dawn me and i am eting lals and i am lick in them and i have as my mom if she can mack theem
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- Captain Sensible (Visitor)
- 2008-11-19 @ 14:24:30
I hate this most vile mouthed cretin more than words can say, he should have his tongue cut out so he can't miss pronounce any more dribble which he passes off for knowledge.
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- fully clothed chef (Visitor)
- 2008-11-21 @ 10:54:56
he is quite simply the most vilest thing ever a fat ugly spastic end of
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