Church of Hate

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 351 days old
by fully clothed chef [Visitor]

he is quite simply the most vilest thing ever a fat ugly spastic end of more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 353 days old
by Captain Sensible [Visitor]

I hate this most vile mouthed cretin more than words can say, he should have his tongue cut out so he can't miss pronounce any more dribble which he passes off for knowledge. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 386 days old
by jessica [Visitor]

i lick you becuse i wos eting lost in till my mom sedi to me wiy dot you wock jamei oliver show lis to
him and i yes to not stufing choochlt dawn me and i am eting lals and i am lick in them and i have as my mom if she can mack theem more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 515 days old
by Nameloos [Visitor]

He's is fat:

Google Pictures > Fat Jamie Oliver!

See you!



Name Loos more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 715 days old
by mojo [Visitor]

just go to youtube and see how many foreigners especially think this wazzock is a God in the kitchen.
Jamie's team told me to F off for commenting on Youtube about his lisp and his tendency to spit while he is talking, making the salads he chucks together that much more moist.
The guy has assets upwards of £25m and still cant get a puk more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1196 days old
by kx [Visitor]

you just don't know how chips and burgers damage your helth. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1400 days old
by MarkJT [Member]

Bring back Turkey Twizzlers more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1465 days old
by blackjuan [Member]

Hey Charles Clark, what do you think of David Blunkett's resignation and your own turn around on the anti-terror bill? Are you gonna resign as well? more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1475 days old
by  [Visitor]

what makes it worse is that i could ignore those programmes..i could pretend someone has written his books for him...i can ignore he raped the moped idea and i can forgive his wife from writing a book about motherhood (what the fuck would SHE know?)

BUT...i cannot forgive him being on the tele all the time with stupid ideas of how to c more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1485 days old
by a-pupil [Member]

oh...., n harry potter. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1485 days old
by a-pupil [Member]

freedom 2 hate teetchers n hed teetchers, n skool n looooooooozers. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1490 days old
by rayne [Member]

And yea the Lord of Hell did say "Children should not be attending school. They should be at home in front of a computer games console with a bottle of JD in one hand, a fag between their lips and an underage girl on their lap. Send in the Oliver beast!!!!! But not before he kneels before and kisses my shiny red ass!! Mwah hah hah ha!!!!!" And more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1511 days old
by stoneleaf [Member]

Thought you might be interested in this recent post on my blog, check out 'let's do this thing' or follow this ridiculously long link. Great blog by the way ;) http://www.blog.co.uk/main/index.php/viewfromthecheapseats?s=let%27s+do+this+thing+%28wutio+Church+of+Misery%29&sentence=sentence&submit=Search more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1527 days old
by  [Visitor]

it shouldn';t take a fatFace mockney to promote healthy eating in children at school. It should be the parents responsibility in asking what their children had to eat that day by talking to their children about it. Then taking an interest in that child's school.. But actually looking at a TV FOR FUCKS SAKE, it's only TV MAN!!!, would suffice for s more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1527 days old
by natalies_blog [Member]

could you post that Natalie Vance hates Elizabeth Bolton, I being Natalie andf the peron i hate being ELizabth, im only a school girl but she looks down her nose at you whih i do not like..... PLEASE or i could post it on my own even though ive done it a thousand times. Rambling on again thanx alot maby possinly, randomly Natalie Vance (who hates E more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1530 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Jamie Oliver bashing time.

Jamie Oliver has been 'breathing new life into school meals', but should wear a face mask instead of blowing his fetid breath on to tatty lettuce leaves, wilting celery sticks, squashy tomatoes, bruised fruit and three-week out-of-date milk.

No wonder kids are craving their fatty junk food and su more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1533 days old
by neill [Member]

The new laws comming in are very dangerous and in my opinion sinister.I think it's really naive to trust a government who blatently ignored 75% of the population and marched of to a unwinnable war.
more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1534 days old
by Murray [Member]

Hi Church of hate,
Thought you might find this blog interesting
http://trixta-x.blog.co.uk/main/
best regards more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1534 days old
by bradders [Member]

Mind how you go mate, the bastards will be after you next for inciting people to rebel against the lying shitbags who are running this country, I say running I mean ruining really, keep it going I love it.
Regards, Bradders more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1534 days old
by bradders [Member]

Marvellous, I'm an antiwar pacifist but I could cheerfully punch that Mockney twat right in his cheery, aren't I lovely chops.
Regards, Bradders more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1538 days old
by marigold [Member]

Thanks to Oliver they removed the fizzy drink vending machine at my daughter's school. I think this was the final nail in the coffin of her school attendance which was by then down to 49%. Still, will you all say a prayer to the patron saint of bloggers and blaggers for her results on Thursday. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1540 days old
by ianrthorpe [Member]

OK let's vote on it:
Jamie, Ainsley or Anthony W-T. Which one would we most like a total amateur to prepare Puffer fish sushi for?
best
Ian
(You have inspired me to start on Antiques shows and David effing Dickinson at Bogget Blog. Thanks for that.) more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1544 days old
by  [Visitor]

Haha well yeah. I think he should be the next contest in Big Brother. That might wake him up!! Mixing with a bunch of intolerant and well hyper nutters. Then he would really know what it's like.... to have a bowl of hot custard down his Y fronts. more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1546 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

That's very biased because you haven't got all the facts, and you can't cook them unless you have them.

Dawn more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1546 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

What a shock I've had: King Charles the Clarke (not to be confused with King Charles the Deferred) had me arrested for sedition, Under the terms of the Prevention of Terrorism Act 2006.

I was thrown into a dungeon, interrogated and flagellated, then threatened with incarceration or incineration. What really upset me was that Charles more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1547 days old
by  [Visitor]

I like your ironic approach which takes the micky out of this new fear culture.

At least you are doing somthing about this new censorship state- I've thought about going to sit on downing street step and protesting against it there... I should do somthing, but what?

I wouldn't however want to be a hypocrite and lower my l more…

In response to: "I HATE JAMIE OLIVER" 1547 days old
by  [Visitor]

we agree brother, "oo hasnt he done lots with the kids, awww is't he nice... awwww ./. aawwwwwww"

no.... fat tongued tw** more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1550 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Like MarkJT I too want to be a member of the C of H. Should I tell? more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1550 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Like MarkJT I too want to be a member of the C of H. Should I tell? more…

In response to: "ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP" 1550 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Congratulations on persuading the Government to back down on plans to charge those who incite terrorism with treason, and to back down on 'rebranding' ethnic communities.

Dawn more…