Church of Hate

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2008-11-21T11:54:56+01:00

he is quite simply the most vilest thing ever a fat ugly spastic end of

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2008-11-19T15:24:30+01:00

I hate this most vile mouthed cretin more than words can say, he should have his tongue cut out so he can't miss pronounce any more dribble which he passes off for knowledge.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2008-10-17T18:56:44+02:00

i lick you becuse i wos eting lost in till my mom sedi to me wiy dot you wock jamei oliver show lis to
him and i yes to not stufing choochlt dawn me and i am eting lals and i am lick in them and i have as my mom if she can mack theem

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2008-06-10T10:44:45+02:00

He's is fat:

Google Pictures > Fat Jamie Oliver!

See you!

Name Loos

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2007-11-23T13:21:56+01:00

just go to youtube and see how many foreigners especially think this wazzock is a God in the kitchen.
Jamie's team told me to F off for commenting on Youtube about his lisp and his tendency to spit while he is talking, making the salads he chucks together that much more moist.
The guy has assets upwards of £25m and still cant get a pukka michelin star with all that dough.
#all the staff at fifteen do drugs
#you better smile if your one of our mugs
#cos if you dont fink oim pukka
#oi'l gob in ur tukka

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2006-07-30T09:19:16+02:00

you just don't know how chips and burgers damage your helth.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2006-01-07T02:05:44+01:00

Bring back Turkey Twizzlers

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-11-03T15:00:10+01:00

Hey Charles Clark, what do you think of David Blunkett's resignation and your own turn around on the anti-terror bill? Are you gonna resign as well?

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-10-24T17:02:40+02:00

what makes it worse is that i could ignore those programmes..i could pretend someone has written his books for him...i can ignore he raped the moped idea and i can forgive his wife from writing a book about motherhood (what the fuck would SHE know?)

BUT...i cannot forgive him being on the tele all the time with stupid ideas of how to cook a fucking carrot for sainsburys...

he has no idea what cockney is he is a farmers piece of meat and his cooking ideas read like they were stolen form an ice lolly stick...

MUG.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-10-14T21:52:57+02:00

oh...., n harry potter.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-10-14T21:52:13+02:00

freedom 2 hate teetchers n hed teetchers, n skool n looooooooozers.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-10-09T18:10:08+02:00

And yea the Lord of Hell did say "Children should not be attending school. They should be at home in front of a computer games console with a bottle of JD in one hand, a fag between their lips and an underage girl on their lap. Send in the Oliver beast!!!!! But not before he kneels before and kisses my shiny red ass!! Mwah hah hah ha!!!!!" And verily, it came to pass.

BTW the new Oliver advert, where he's strung upside down in a butcher's by a wild looking Italian with a very big knife - I'm loving it!

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-09-18T19:04:09+02:00

Thought you might be interested in this recent post on my blog, check out 'let's do this thing' or follow this ridiculously long link. Great blog by the way ;) http://www.blog.co.uk/main/index.php/viewfromthecheapseats?s=let%27s+do+this+thing+%28wutio+Church+of+Misery%29&sentence=sentence&submit=Search

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-09-02T20:07:47+02:00

it shouldn';t take a fatFace mockney to promote healthy eating in children at school. It should be the parents responsibility in asking what their children had to eat that day by talking to their children about it. Then taking an interest in that child's school.. But actually looking at a TV FOR FUCKS SAKE, it's only TV MAN!!!, would suffice for some then say oh hasn't jamie sold a lot of jam tarts on tv this week eee what a perfect world... Good for his in actually doing something, but he's still a fat tongue donkey....

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-09-01T23:04:23+02:00

could you post that Natalie Vance hates Elizabeth Bolton, I being Natalie andf the peron i hate being ELizabth, im only a school girl but she looks down her nose at you whih i do not like..... PLEASE or i could post it on my own even though ive done it a thousand times. Rambling on again thanx alot maby possinly, randomly Natalie Vance (who hates Elizabth)

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-30T01:27:15+02:00

Jamie Oliver bashing time.

Jamie Oliver has been 'breathing new life into school meals', but should wear a face mask instead of blowing his fetid breath on to tatty lettuce leaves, wilting celery sticks, squashy tomatoes, bruised fruit and three-week out-of-date milk.

No wonder kids are craving their fatty junk food and sugary drinks and snacks. They look forward to salt-laden, deep fried potato chips, processed chicken products and turkey Twizzlers dripping in fat. What else have pupils got to look forward to except boredom?

Children at risk of obesity don't necessarily end up with early diabetes and minus a limb or two. 'Obese five-year-olds with signs of heart disease, liver dysfunction and hips straining and sometimes failing to hold their weight', is just more media hype. Self-loathing of fat adolescents is another myth. What does it matter, as long as they're happy at school? It's only puppy fat.

Oliver's television series had led to an average 10% drop across primary schools in those having lunch. This is not just a knee-jerk reaction on the part of pupils; they hate the rabbit food. If their little tummies are rumbling from hunger, there's no way they can concentrate on reading, writing and 'rithmetic. To claim that 'pupils behaved better and were better motivated, especially in afternoon classes' means they were lethargic instead of alert, no longer expressing their conflicting needs and ideas confidently. Is that appropriate participation? No, of course not!

Oliver is directly responsible for 350 Yorkshire staff having been laid off, from the closure of a Yorkshire food manufacturing plant. He has caused a lot of stress and antagonism in both the parents and their children. "We hate Jamie Oliver and his sanctimonious rantings," said one worker.

One of Oliver’s young chefs, suffering from a "debilitating" crack cocaine addiction and an "appalling" criminal record, has escaped jail after robbing a motorist and assaulting a bouncer, thanks to Jamie Oliver’s interference. What message do the kids get? It’s okay to do drugs.

For Oliver and his wife Jools to flaunt their bodies while cooking and dancing in the nude is shocking for Muslims, who see British society as immoral and sexually decadent.

"Naked Chef" Jamie Oliver has opened Fifteen restaurants in London and Amsterdam. Channel 4's Jamie's School Dinners was programme of the year. Absolutely amazing! What a huge commercial triumph for Jamie Oliver!

James Joyce has written: “Jamie was a sham and a low sham and his lowness creeped out first via foodstuffs.”

Dawn

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-27T18:32:25+02:00

The new laws comming in are very dangerous and in my opinion sinister.I think it's really naive to trust a government who blatently ignored 75% of the population and marched of to a unwinnable war.

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-26T12:57:51+02:00

Hi Church of hate,
Thought you might find this blog interesting
http://trixta-x.blog.co.uk/main/
best regards

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-25T22:31:51+02:00

Mind how you go mate, the bastards will be after you next for inciting people to rebel against the lying shitbags who are running this country, I say running I mean ruining really, keep it going I love it.
Regards, Bradders

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-25T22:26:00+02:00

Marvellous, I'm an antiwar pacifist but I could cheerfully punch that Mockney twat right in his cheery, aren't I lovely chops.
Regards, Bradders

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-22T06:56:49+02:00

Thanks to Oliver they removed the fizzy drink vending machine at my daughter's school. I think this was the final nail in the coffin of her school attendance which was by then down to 49%. Still, will you all say a prayer to the patron saint of bloggers and blaggers for her results on Thursday.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-20T18:38:19+02:00

OK let's vote on it:
Jamie, Ainsley or Anthony W-T. Which one would we most like a total amateur to prepare Puffer fish sushi for?
best
Ian
(You have inspired me to start on Antiques shows and David effing Dickinson at Bogget Blog. Thanks for that.)

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-16T08:10:51+02:00

Haha well yeah. I think he should be the next contest in Big Brother. That might wake him up!! Mixing with a bunch of intolerant and well hyper nutters. Then he would really know what it's like.... to have a bowl of hot custard down his Y fronts.

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-14T02:56:12+02:00

That's very biased because you haven't got all the facts, and you can't cook them unless you have them.

Dawn

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-14T02:46:35+02:00

What a shock I've had: King Charles the Clarke (not to be confused with King Charles the Deferred) had me arrested for sedition, Under the terms of the Prevention of Terrorism Act 2006.

I was thrown into a dungeon, interrogated and flagellated, then threatened with incarceration or incineration. What really upset me was that Charles insisted I supply provisions for 20 years in solitary and a self-assembly scaffold (IKEA $99.99) . How unfair is that?

Being of banshee extraction I wailed and howled up a cacophony of vitriol, which sent them all crazy. They couldn't get rid of me fast enough, so threw me out in the streets.

Luckily King Charles the Spaniel, on a mission from God, woofered to my rescue in a pas de deux with His Holiness Pope Ratzinger, and ordained me as the First Woman Archbishop of the Church of Hate!

But there was a catch: to confirm my appointment I've had to send 3 credit cards with PIN numbers to Charles Clarke MP (purely for identification purposes of course). Talk about greedy!

Note bene, "A politician is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground". [anonymous quote].

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-13T16:01:13+02:00

I like your ironic approach which takes the micky out of this new fear culture.

At least you are doing somthing about this new censorship state- I've thought about going to sit on downing street step and protesting against it there... I should do somthing, but what?

I wouldn't however want to be a hypocrite and lower my liberal standards by joining a "HAte church" even though it is tongue in cheek.

I will keep checking your website out to see how your doing-

Isabel

In response to:I HATE JAMIE OLIVER

2005-08-13T15:18:40+02:00

we agree brother, "oo hasnt he done lots with the kids, awww is't he nice... awwww ./. aawwwwwww"

no.... fat tongued tw**

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-10T10:55:11+02:00

Like MarkJT I too want to be a member of the C of H. Should I tell?

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-10T10:51:08+02:00

Like MarkJT I too want to be a member of the C of H. Should I tell?

In response to:ACTION AGAINST STATE CENSORSHIP

2005-08-10T02:52:06+02:00

Congratulations on persuading the Government to back down on plans to charge those who incite terrorism with treason, and to back down on 'rebranding' ethnic communities.

Dawn